Sunday, September 16, 2012

Air Mate - The New Dating Service


36 HOURS OF TRAVELLING TURNED OUT TO BE A VERY NON-CLIMATIC EXPERIENCE.  WITH ONLY 18 HOURS IN THE AIR I BARELY HAD TIME TO MAKE SILLY FACES AT ALL THE CRYING BABIES AROUND ME. NOR DID I HAVE TIME TO REALLY GET TO KNOW THE SNORING MAN NEXT TO ME AS I BOBBED IN AND OUT OF SLEEP.
 
WITH SOME EXPERT ADVICE IN TORONTO I SCOURED THE AIRPORT FOR NYQUILL TO KNOCK ME OUT FOR THE FLIGHT TO LONDON.  UNFORTUNATELY THE AIRPORT HAD NO SUCH THING, AND I WASN’T ABOUT TO START THROWING BACK LOSENGES TO ATTAIN THE DROWSY EFFECT I NEEDED.
 
ONCE ABOARD THE FLIGHT I TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE ONBOARD LIQOUR SERVICE AND ALLOWED A BOTTLE OF VINO TO DO THE JOB NYQUILL COULD NOT.  BEFORE I DOZED OFF THOUGH I DID MANAGE TO OBSERVE THE MAN AND WOMEN IN SEATS IN FRONT OF ME BOARD AS STRANGERS, WHEN I WOKE I COULDN’T HELP BUT NOTICE THE LINE OF RUM BOTTLES ON THEIR TRAYS, AND THE SPOONING POSITION THEY HAD ATTEMPTED TO FORM IN THEIR SEATS. 
-I CAN JUST SEE THE CHEASY COMMERCIALS NOW FOR ‘AIR-MATE’ – ONLINE DATING’S BIGGEST COMPETITION

A SAFE ARRIVAL IN KENYA AT AN HOUR THAT MAKES ME REMEMBER MY FATHER’S ADVICE “IF YOUR OUT AT THAT TIME OF NIGHT – YOUR UP TO NO GOOD”
HOWEVER ONCE I REACHED MY BED AT MIDNIGHT I WAS UP TO GOOD. REALLY GOOD SLEEP FINALLY.  

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